How to Have Fun in Abuja

Have money, Kaftan, and visit these places…

Abuja is like a strawberry; it looks good, it feels good, it smells good but has a sweet-sour aftertaste. Eating strawberry is like buying a penis enlargement cream; everyone does it, but no one admits it does not come out as expected. That is how people who live in Abuja are. Everyone thinks you pick money on sidewalks when in truth, you are always in fear of being robbed in the ‘along’ taxis that you share with ten other people because you can’t afford Uber rides.